High Fructose Lesbianism

14 Sep 2014

americachavez:

lmao 2 years ago not even the majority of marvel comics fans cared about the guardians of the galaxy and now I’m seeing reading lists popping up left and right and RYAN FUCKING SEACREST said “I am groot” on national radio but NO ONE WAS ASKING FOR A GOTG MOVIE BEFORE IT WAS ANNOUNCED

carol danvers has a rabid fanbase that has their own name and that creators are scared of when they show up at cons. you think iron man had something like the carol corps when they decided to give him a movie? YOU THINK ROCKET RACCOON OR GROOT HAD A FANBASE CLAMORING FOR THEM TO GET A MOVIE????

get the fuck outta here with this weak “no one knows female superheroes like they know marvel’s big three” like DUH marvel has spent 6 YEARS making sure everyone knows who captain america, iron man, and thor are by giving them their own movies. stop defending kevin feige’s weak slimy bullshit you soggy-assed milkbags

14 Sep 2014

(Source: tararantino)

14 Sep 2014

khay-thedevil:

My favourite part of The Vampire Armand is where Armand says:

"Gabrielle. She’s around now. She was around on The Night Island. Everyone hates her."

like whats your damage Armand

That bit always reminded me of the scene in mean girls where Janis Ian talks crap about all the cliques in the cafeteria. Armand could totally do that

14 Sep 2014

5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me

(Source: michaxl)

14 Sep 2014

Boy in my class messaged me to talk about comic books. Keeps putting smiley emoticons after questions where he asks my opinion about things. He wants the d.

14 Sep 2014

14 Sep 2014

Why have I seen so much stuff with Lucy Lawless yet I still haven’t seen Xena

14 Sep 2014

harrenholler:

"There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands."

                                                                              -Steven Moffat [x]

I just want to frame that and hang it on the wall of every Moffat apologist, so they can wake up and look at that every morning. 

14 Sep 2014

14 Sep 2014

statiquelove:

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

14 Sep 2014

I was never interested in looking at that story of brave slaves who rebelled and escaped. I like those stories. I think there are many of those stories, both in film and in book. I’m fascinated by the extent to which people don’t run away. I think if you look around us, that is the remarkable fact - How much we accept what fate has given us. Sometimes it’s just passivity; sometimes it’s just simply perspective - We don’t have the perspective to think about running away. And ultimately I was looking for a metaphor for how we face mortality. We can’t escape from the fact that we only have a limited amount of time.

Kazuo Ishiguro, talking about his book Never Let Me Go

(Source: pebbles-)

14 Sep 2014

zoomar:

The bee was saved.

zoomar:

The bee was saved.

13 Sep 2014

maybeitsgeese:

bonaventure-:

one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too

This isn’t so much an argument for getting enough sleep as it is an argument against staying awake for three consecutive days, which isn’t something very many people would do anyway.

Counter argument:

By all means, do not sleep for three days.

13 Sep 2014

coelasquid:

judgeanon:

jamesfactscalvin:

I want a comic book movie with a great female villain

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I want a movie with a female hero who doesn’t need to be rescued by her male counterpart

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I want a comic book movie where the female hero’s costume isn’t somehow made to be more feminine or sexual

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I want a movie where-

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I want a comic book movie that gives due recognition to the creators of—

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Dredd was a pretty fantastic movie. Excellent birthday present from Karl Urban to me.

13 Sep 2014

Quentin Tarantino starring in his own movies.

(Source: tararantino)

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