High Fructose Lesbianism

19 Apr 2014

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

misscherry:

dernski:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

gtfoyourcomputer:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

im peeing

ITS BACK

OMFG I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

19 Apr 2014

trebled-negrita-princess:

policymic:

Coachella is capitalizing on offensive Native American appropriation

Needless to say, many Natives are not fans of the trend. But that hasn’t stopped the festival from capitalizing on the “white kids playing Indian” motif and offering tipi rentals for the low weekend price of … $2,200? Paying rent in a New York City rat hole never sounded so good.

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"White kids playing Indian"

19 Apr 2014

filmlust:

My reaction to:

(Source: filmchrist)

19 Apr 2014

Why does nobody ever talk about the fact that Harry Potter murdered someone at age 11

19 Apr 2014

Hannibal’s become really fucking stupid

19 Apr 2014

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19 Apr 2014

jerkidiot:

i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that

19 Apr 2014

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19 Apr 2014

“On my show ‘Community’, a new script supervisor saw me on set and pulled me aside. With tears in her eyes, she said, “You moved me in ‘The Help’. If I had endured what Minny had, I would have put pooh in that pie, too.” I didn’t have the heart to tell her that she had mistaken me for my buddy Octavia Spencer. So I said, “Thank you so much.” Later I texted Octavia that she was making White women cry on the Paramount lot. We had a good laugh.”
— Yvette Nicole Brown, Essence Magazine (September 2012)

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18 Apr 2014

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18 Apr 2014

“I allowed myself to forget how totally I had fallen in love with Lestat’s iridescent eyes, that I’d sold my soul for a many-colored and luminescent thing, thinking that a highly reflective surface conveyed the power to walk on water.”
— Louis, Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice (via ezralb)

18 Apr 2014

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18 Apr 2014

It’s warm outside and I’m officially legally an adult in all Canadian provinces so I decided to celebrate by dressing like a high school student trying to look like an adult

It’s warm outside and I’m officially legally an adult in all Canadian provinces so I decided to celebrate by dressing like a high school student trying to look like an adult

18 Apr 2014

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

Themed by Hunson | Background: Poe Tatum